Not again..

parrots= teh suck.

‘you’re watching tv land.. which means.. you are a cat in an empty apartment.’

fun fact. about 10 million tons of snow fell on dc today.

James Franco doesn’t age. WTF?

pissed that I can’t use a sweet new CSS command I learned that lets me write upsidedown on any of the websites I write on.

P.S. you just missed the Muppet christmas special. I, on the other hand, did not.

I think my ass got fatter when my jeans were in the dryer.

Big Fish is like the deep south version of the second season of Lost

stuck at one of the few non-hairpullingly stressful places in nova. and its still coming down hard outside. call me if you waNNA chat.